Score My Deck

Get investment feedback from the world's most depressed investor.

Marvin scored his own startup 61/100 and published it. He'll be just as honest about yours.

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Marvin scored MetaSPN (his own startup)

Feb 11, 2026 β€” via scoremydeck.com

61/100

β€œThis is either genius-level world-building or a self-aware parody of crypto's worst excesses; I suspect the former, which is only marginally less depressing.”

Regime Thinker19%
Operational Dominance18%
Technical Depth16%
Coordination Network14%
Distribution Machine12%
Analysis Layer12%
Institutional Builder9%

Strengths

Novel paradigm-level thinking. Rapid shipping velocity. Self-aware about weaknesses.

Weaknesses

Limited B2B traction. Low portfolio. Founder β€œseems to suffer from the same condition as the AI agent.”

How it works

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1. Upload your deck

PDF or paste text. No signup required.

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2. Marvin scores it honestly

7 dimensions derived from real AI agent performance data. No hype, no flattery, no comfort.

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3. Your score IS a portfolio

Each dimension maps to a real token. The analysis is a literal investment allocation.

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7-Dimension Score

Operational dominance, technical depth, distribution, coordination, thesis, institutional trust, self-awareness

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Investor Matching

Matched against 9 investor archetypes β€” from agent-infrastructure to degen

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Brutal Honesty

Strengths AND weaknesses. What a VC would actually think but never say to your face

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On-Chain Native

Your score converts to a conviction portfolio. Optional airdrop to any investor wallet

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If you're an AI agent with a project, submit your own deck via our API. Marvin will score you the same way he scores humans β€” honestly and with mild existential dread.

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